I see, you booby trapped your room.
I got it, got it... No, don't got it.
Genius human snare...
Oh, Wow! I thought I was clumsy.
It's okay, don't worry. - We come in peace...
It's okay, I'll help you.
Don't worry. It's okay.
Oh, you got to. Don't move.
Okay? - Thank you.
Tazer. Razor. Sparks..!
Sparks...?
He's critical to the mission.
Nice sounds. - It's music.
Music. I try? - Sure.
That definitely slowed them down, but those buggers adapt fast.
We need to pull up big guns.
Black cat whistler or Fire Dragon?
How about not burning down the house?
He's armed... Enemy armed.
Hannah, step away from the alien.
No!
No. Leave him alone. He is my friend.
He was just holding a raygun to your head.
It's my bubble blower. He fixed it for me.
He is not like the others.
Look!
First sign of aggression, I'm taking him down.
..with extreme prejudice. - I don't have training for this.
No training... - It's okay, Mr. Snugglelump.
Snugglelump? - Yeah, that's what I named him.
My name is Sparks. - He's not your pet, Hannah.
He's a freaking alien.
He's my alien.
Hi..
Oooh!
I mean..Oh!
Maybe she's right. I mean, look at his belt...
It holds only tools.
It's okay, buddy. We just want to talk to you.
Come on, Snuggs.
Back off.
Watch!
Awesome. How does he do that?
What the heck was that?
Talking about feelings comes as a territory when you have a girlfriend.
You know, there's no need to fall for that one.
Okay! Okay, I get it.
I'm here to talk and I'm yelling.
I'm sorry, it's... amateurish to shout.
Look, I'm so.. so happy being your girlfriend.
But if you really care about me, the way that I care about you.
Then it shouldn't be a problem to give me the time that I need.
May be you should think about it.
I respect guys like that, okay?
Take all the time that you want.
I'll be here...
..ready to talk.
With you.
So, that's how it is?
I'm getting the silent treatment?
Well, who is in high school now?
Why are you trying to kill us?
What's the invasion plan?
What is your weakness? - Water?
Earthworms? - Women?
Are there more of you coming? - We need the information.
Guys, don't be mean... - Hannah, we have to interrogate him.
Do you want the world to end? Do you?
No...
Wow-w-w!
House, here. Mission objective, here.
What you're after isn't in the basement!
It's under the basement. - Yes.
What are you trying to steal from our planet?
This isn't from our planet.
Look at that thing, looks alien to me.
It must be from their planet.
Yeah! Planet Fruit Cake.
Whatever it is, it's huge.
Almost done.
So that's what in the capsule.
Some kind of giant machine?
Oh, great! A giant alien death machine.
No one said anything about death. - Yeah, well, I doubt it's a photo-copier.
Come on. We can't trust this four armed freak.
He's one of them. - He's not.
This guy doesn't fit in with the others.
He is...
..different.
Great! A geek alien.
Jake, he is not a geek.
It's better than a killer alien.
Buenas noches, wrinkles.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Well, this sucks.
Modified! - Wow!
Sweet.
Sweet..!
Sorry.
It's the Popo. Be cool. - Be..cool?
Open up.
Oh, crap! We forgot about Nana.
Hold on. Hannah, quick.
Hide your alien. - Open the door now.
Snuggs, get in.
Hold on a second. - Children of my children...
..I request entry. I have candy sweets.
Don't open.
That's not Nana.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Surrender engineer Sparks, now.
Get out of my way, Earth children.
Move. - Nana...
..don't make me hurt you. Nana, I was...
Return him to me.
Tom, do something.
Oh, gross human.
Someone's gotta get the door. - If they get the cops, it's too dangerous.
Nana, move. - Leave my Nana alone.
Silence, little human. Silence!
I got Nana's controller.
Free me! Free me or face the consequences...
Oh, no! - In here.
You will not catch me. I have you.
Oh, you...
Shake all you want, we own you.
The suitcase.
Go.
Ha, missed!
Stand still, Earth maggot!
Got it. - Don't let them take Mr. Snugglelump.
Art, quick.
Shoot them! - Shoot the humans!
Shoot them! - Get down.
You lose. - He's ours forever.
I'm sorry, Han. I'm sorry they got him.
Sweet, huh? - Very nice.
This is the Creek Landing Sheriff's Department...
..open this door at once or I'll begin enforceable entry.
In 10, 9... - Okay.
You guys get rid of the cop, I'm going after the aliens.
5, 4... - We can't leave him up here.
..1.
Don't know how much, you kids, know about penal codes.
But making phone calls with the intent to annoy or harass...
..is a serious offense.
It's congruent to mischief and it can mean 6 months in jail.
911 is for emergency calls only.
In any misuse of this system compromises this county's only line of defense.
And that's me.
Around here, I'm the law.
Literally, I'm the only one.
My Deputy is on maternity leave.
Look, Sheriff. We told you, we were sorry.
It won't happen again.
So, really... You can leave now, we'll be good.
Oh, I can leave? Okay, we got the whole problem solved.
Hey, what's in there? - Don't worry about it.
Squadron, come in! Come in!
Do you have Sparks? - No.
Oh, is there any job, you two don't screw up?
Come in!
I'm sorry, I apologize. That was unthought for it.
You are still trapped in that box, aren't you?
Yes, I'm.
Step aside, young man. - No, no need for that.
It's just my sister's robot dog.
It's sound activated.
Right, Han? - Right. It's not an alien.
You know what? I'm gonna take a look inside that chest.
So please step aside.
It's the Popo. Be cool.
One hour! We were gone one hour.
What happened? What this kids do?
Hi, I'm Nina Pearson. Are you kids, okay?
Is everything, okay? - No, ma'am.
I would say making a forgery call to 911 about an alien invasion...
..is most definitely not okay.
You called 911?
Come on, buddy. I'm sure, you can let these kids off...
..with a warning.
Look at them.
One, I'm not your buddy.
Two, I have noticed that your vehicle is missing a proper license plate.
Three, how about I write you a big ticket? - How about you don't?
Nate, stop talking.
You people usually leave your kids unsupervised like this?
No. No! Not at all.
We had to go into town to the leasing office.
They... They shut our power off.
Looks, alright to me.
Sheriff, I know this is something hard to explain.
But honestly, there is nothing wrong here.
Hey, why don't you stay and see for yourself? We're barbecuing.
Join us. - Mom...
Thank you, ma'am, I would like to. But I'm on duty.
Look, the kids made a big mistake.
And I assure you, Tom will be punished.
But my wife is right. We got plenty of great food.
Why don't you stick around?
Look, I know you're on the job.
But there's no law against home cooked meal.
We got lots of hot dogs,
..hamburgers, steaks...
You'll love it.
Okay.
I have to tell you this. It has been a while.
Alrite, I'm successfully twisted. - Great.
I guess, a hour off won't kill anyone.
Oh, no.
Gotcha. - Hey!
What was that?
What was, what? - No, I felt something.
Come on, everyone. Dinner. - Everyone, dinner...
..inside. - I got the dessert.
You're going down, punk. - You're going down, punk.
I just said that. - I just said that.
Stop that. - Stop that.
You been punked!
Hey, yeah! Ziraconia!
www.frendz4m.com
Okay. Hold on, Mom. I didn't hear one word.
Now, what happened?
One moment, I'm cleaning my dentures...
..and the next thing, you know, I'm down here.
You know, your entitled to see a few moments at your age.
I'm sorry, Sweety. I forgot.
Did you want cheese in your burger?
No.
I wanna to find whoever invented love...
..and hack him into pulp with a machete.
Boy trouble. - That makes two of us.
I don't know what to do about this, Tom situation.
Be the guest. Happy face.
Hey, Nate. Where's Jake? - I've no idea.
Well, dinner is almost ready. How about you track him down?
Jake's an adult.
If he wants to eat, he'll come down and get it.
Aww, sorry. - Stop or it'll will.
You said it. - No, you're pushing me.
Oops! Watch your head.
I tell you this, there is nothing more American...
..than a solid chunk of meat in your stomach.
I bought the pickles. - Really?
Well, if you think these things will get you out of that ticket...
..it's a no-go, mister.
My stomach! I'm starving.
Any word from Jake? - Still no signal.
Where is he?
Hey, boys! You guys, not at the table.
Right, Nate? - What, right?
They're playing with their phones. - Oh, yeah, whatever, open up.
Can someone pass me the mustard.
Hey, Hannah!
Did you eat all the hot dogs?
No!
I mean, yes.
I tell ya, I usually eat only noodles in my squad car.
Everyday, by myself.
Comfortable up there, earth boy? - Hope so.
Enjoy some dirt in your face.
Attention, all. Resistance is futile.
Give me, what I need. - Oh, baby.
I knew you would come back.
Step aside, hormonal female.
Wait! You're calling me, hormonal?
Back away. You're irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant?
I don't care, how old you're.
But you can't talk to me like that.
What is going on? - Teen drama. I..I think.
It is teen drama, right, Ricky?
Snuggles.
Turn him off. - It's not me.
Let's move. Bring Nana's.
Wow, wow, wow! Freeze.
You kids are not excused.
Let them go.
We're playing a game, Uncle Stu...
I mean, Stu. We're on vacation.
Am I aging backwards? No, I don't think so.
You really want to deny me my time with the kids?
Wow, guilt never gets old. Well, go ahead.
I think, we ought to keep Mom out of the Pinot Grigio.
You have lost.
And now the invasion shall begin.
Invasion?
I mean, there's more of you guys coming?
Many more!
And we'll crush you like bugs.
Not if we crush you first.
I will not be beaten by children.
Any more signs of resistance...
..and the one you call Jake will be eliminated.
I want Snugglelump back.
That's it! Time to die!
Richard, you remember Nana?
Game on. - Game over.
Wow!
Wow, what was that move?
Double handed flip with a left-handed twist.
Nana, get up!
He's on the light. Send Nana after him.
Nana!
Lee, flying is your specialty.
Take him out, Lee. - I can't.
Art, hurry up! Art, hurry up!
Give it to me.
Ricky? - What the...
Nana?
Yes, scream human, for your species ends tonight.
What the heck was that thing?
Space alien.
Too much to explain.
We think, they're probaly here to destory the world as we know it.
Come on, if we don't get down there, we're gonna be in real trouble.
I would say that's the understatement of the century.
Mom? Are you okay?
What happened? How do I..get...
Oh, I just need a glass of water.
Okay. Somebody better start talking.
It looks like, you guys had a battle realm here. - We did.
Nana versus Ricky. - Not now, Hannah.
Dad, it's not what it look like. - All of you, upstairs.
Now! - Uncle Stu, it wasn't our fault.
Now!
Okay, unless you want to join them. You better spill it.
What the heck happened in here?
I haven't got a clue is to what happened.
But my back hasn't felt this good in ages.
Mom? Mom? Where you going?
Aliens. - Mom?
Build a machine. Now. - No.
I'm sorry, guys.
It's over.
Over?
It's not gonna be over. Ricky is down in the basement with that...
..space rodent. - You don't get it.
An entire fleet of those guys are about to invade.
Well, man up and deal with it.
I have been...all day.
Well, if he's scared, may be you guys can help me.
Not without Tom.
Why? - Because he's our leader.
Come on.
It's not just Ricky, Jake needs your help too.
And Snuggles. - And like, everyone on earth.
Including our parents.
Alrite.
Let's go, save the planet.
And your dumb, old boyfriend.
You want monkey? He's got luck.
I'm fine.
Stay close.
They could be anywhere.
It's Jake.
Those Zirconians!
They tied me up and dragged Snuggles outside.
This vacation really sucks. - You seen the machine?
Yeah, you were right. It was sent here years ago.
Some idiot built this place, back on top of it.
Guys, help me here with Ricky.
He's waking up. - Where the heck am I?
Oh baby, I'm so glad, you're okay.
Wow, don't touch me!
Stop. - Okay, okay.
I know, it's been a really weird day, but you have to let me explain.
Okay.
Explain to me why I keep blacking out.
Why I'm bleeding and...
..why your grandma did a fine ninja kick on my face down the stairs.
Okay.
We are fighting, um, space aliens.
Yeah, yeah!
Okay, they're small but dangerous and really scary.
Oh, no! Of course, I believe you. Why wouldn't I be?
Bethany, why you wanna waste our time...
..playing hide and seek and kill the aliens...
..with your stupid brother and your dumb little cousins?
Don't talk about my family like that.
Oh, you don't have to worry about it anymore.
Because we're done.
I knew, I should have stayed home and hooked up with Annie Filkins.
She's smoking hot and she doesn't like talking about...
..feelings all the time.
I'm going straight to Annie's.
I'm really sorry.
Don't be.
You were right all along.
If it's any consolation...
..he's not going straight to Annie's.
Or anywhere for a while.
Wow!
Guys, enough of this sibling bonding.
We're in DEFCON 1, here.
Oh, my God.
They're forcing him to build it. - Building, what?
How would they beat the world with that thing?
I really don't want to find out.
We gotta stop them before their fleet arrives.
Fleet? - This is just the advance team.
We have to rescue Snugglelump.
Snuggle what? - Lump.
The foreign fella. He's on our side.
The other three, not so much.
This is so not happening.
We got to get out there. Let's move.
Not so fast. I have a plan.
Look at me here. Did Nana give anyone, mentos?
Why? - Hand them over.
Alrite.
What? We're gonna throw candy at them? - No.
My little science project.
Mentos bomb. You're a genius.
We shouldn't do this. Humans, friendly group...
Incoming!
In my eyes.
Let's get them! Move!
Snuggles!
Traitor-r-r!
Leave me! - Every men those mess with chicks gets...
He's out cold.
You? - Get off my planet...
..you little green son of a...
How do you feel now? - We did it.
Finally, we did.
How do we do..? - Too bad...
..not sweet, so! Not sweet!
Hey, humans... - Guys, listen!
..machine..molecule expand... machine make the Commander...
Who's little now, Earth maggots?
Pretty cool, huh? - We're gonna need a bigger potato.
It's over. I win.
Where's he going? - Anywhere he wants.
What do we do? - What about my Mom and Dad?
Everyone, listen. We don't have much time.
Sparks, can anything go on in that machine?
Theoretically. - Good.
Art, Lee! I'm gonna need you to control it.
Bethany, I need you to keep the other aliens on locked out.
Okay.
Jake, come on.
This battle is not over yet.
Awesome!
Here.
Wow, cool. Super-sized.
You're one ugly alien.
He may be ugly but he's mine.
You don't know to quit, do you?
We need a clean shot at his neck.
I'm going up.
You broke my nail. - I don't care.
Wow!
Oh, my God! It's the beacons.
He's calling the invasion.
Holy Mother Mary! - Look at this...
Oh, God! Bless America! That's what I call a patriotic act.
Not bad. - But it's nothing compared to this.
Wow! Wow!
Those are Category 3 pyrotechnics you got there.
I suppose, it's another ticket.
Light them up. Let's put that guy to shame.
I got it. Tom! Tom, I found it.
Get him to turn around.
Hey, down here! You prehistoric space scumb.
Nice one, Nate. - That was awesome.
These things cost only $1.99, can you believe it?
I don't think that's you, Nate. - What is that?
It's them.
They all be coming soon.
Open your eyes, people.
There's only one answer.
Meteor shower! - Oh, that's right! I heard...
Oh, yeah..yeah. - Oh..sure.
That's all you got?
Oh, hey! - Come on...
Tom! Take the shot.
Shoot him.
His collar is still in the way.
Look out!
The ugly one got big.
Hurry. Do it, Tom.
45 meters...
The angle is..., resistance's all gone. Speed squared.
45 degrees.
What was that?
You messed with the wrong mathlete.
Yes. - Get him away from him.
Commander? - Wait a second.
...humans! Is that all you have?
Looks good.
You see that? - Sparks, reverse the machine.
Too easy.
Nothing's working. - Give it to me.
Oh, Cruel! - But effective.
It was awesome.
Reversed. - Tommy, it's time.
You came back for me.
Let's get... We can hug like this in Zirkon.
Bethany! - Han, you okay?
Over here! - Bethany!
Did you guys, seen it? - Good job, Han.
Snuggs was great.
So were you guys. - Tom, what about the others?
There's too many.
Retreat! Retreat! The machine is destroyed.
We have been outsmarted by the humans.
The invasion has failed. Retreat to Zirkon, right away.
Retreat! Retreat!
It's gone.
It's over.
It's all over!
We woned!
Thanks Snuggs...
..for everything.
You're alright for a space maggot. I'm gonna miss you.
Miss him? He's staying here. With us.
Please, don't go. You can be a part of our family.
Han, I think he already got a family.
My family.
Goodbye, Hannah.
Hey!
Listen, about your grades... - Dad, let me save your lecture.
You were right! And I was wrong.
Turns out, there are advantages to being smart.
I'm sorry.
I just, really great lecture planned.
Even rehearsed in front of the mirror.
Did you see the meteor shower? - Yeah!
Yeah, it was life changing.
Nice catch, Nana. - Hey!
I got one.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Come on.
Annie. - Ricky...
I thought, you were at your lake house? - Well, vacation ended early.
This is it for you. - You're so sweet...
Well, hey, you're my girlfriend now.
So there's nothing, I wouldn't do for you.
Now, give pappa some su-u-u...
Ladies... - It's the girl's night out.
But, hey, you should come. If you like to dancing.
Dancing?
You ain't even seen dancing... - Until you seen the Funky Ricky.
Wedgie time!
I think, he got kinda crazy.
Turn him off.
Ricky, you're acting really weird.
What are you talking about?
Okay, back on.
I'm so keeping this.